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The Kick Off – Episode 22 – A Untimely One

Welcome to the Kick Off! Your source for explicit and opinionated Guild Ball Battle Reports, competitive commentary, strategies and completely arbitrary player rankings. This is Episode No. 22! We’ve got late NEWS! We’ve got late spoiler ROUND UP! We got late TALK! We got late SHIT TALK! Our Australian has fucked off for this week, but we do […]

The Kick Off – Episode 21 – A Short One

Welcome to the Kick Off! Your source for explicit and opinionated Guild Ball Battle Reports, competitive commentary, strategies and completely arbitrary player rankings. This is Episode No. 21! We got NEWS! We got a spoiler ROUND UP! We got TALK! We got SHIT TALK! We got a real live Australian! Remember, as a “Thanks” for listening, […]

The Kick Off – Episode 20 – Back to Batreps

Welcome to the Kick Off! Your source for explicit and opinionated Guild Ball Battle Reports, competitive commentary, strategies and completely arbitrary player rankings. This is Episode No. Tonight Steve and I sat down in the Armada studio and chatted about up coming events, our Big League and that match that we played that evening. Remember, […]

The Kick Off – Episode 19 – We are Gentlemens

Welcome to the Kick Off! Your source for explicit and opinionated Guild Ball Battle Reports, competitive commentary, strategies and completely arbitrary player rankings. This is Episode No. 19! Tonight we are joined again by Byron Sanchex and we sat down and talked a bit about a local tournament that we played in and the BIG […]

The Kick Off – Episode 18 – Getting the Stride TIGHT

Welcome to the Kick Off! Your source for explicit and opinionated Guild Ball Battle Reports, competitive commentary, strategies and completely arbitrary player rankings. This is Episode No. 18! Tonight we had two of our local players, Byron Sanchex and Nathan Logan, come in a sit down with us. We hadn’t gotten a chance to sit […]

The Kick Off – Episode 17 – What We Did this Summer

Your source for explicit and opinionated Guild Ball Battle Reports, competitive commentary, strategies and completely arbitrary player rankings. This is Episode No. 17! Tonight we talked a bit about what we did this summer and the future of TKO! Remember, as a “Thanks” for listening, Armada Games is offering from now until September 30th $5 off any […]

The Kick Off – Episode 16 – There is No Podcast for this Episode

Welcome to The Kick-Off! Your source for explicit and opinionated Guild Ball Battle Reports, competitive commentary, strategies and completely arbitrary player rankings. This is Episode No. 16! Tonight we have technical issues that cuased us to not have a podcast … In this episode we matched up Mary Simpson playing Alchemists (featuring Veteran Katalyst) versus Dan Donaldson playing Hunters (featuring […]

The Kick Off – Episode 15 – Scrub Mascots

Welcome to The Kick-Off! Your source for explicit and opinionated Guild Ball Battle Reports, competitive commentary, strategies and completely arbitrary player rankings. This is Episode No. 15! Tonight Dan pretends that “@RandomScrub” is his Tyler Durden. In this episode we matched up Steve Jones playing Morticians (featuring Dirge) versus Byron Sanchex playing Union (featuring Coin). Followed by commentary about […]

The Kick Off – Episode 14 – Where Have All the Forests Gone

Welcome to The Kick-Off! Your source for explicit and opinionated Guild Ball Battle Reports, competitive commentary, strategies and completely arbitrary player rankings. This is Episode No. 14! Tonight we watch Dan try and figure out where he can legally place a forest template on the pitch! In this episode we matched up Gabriel Caban playing Masons (featuring […]

The Kick Off – Episode 13 – Salt Proves His Might

Welcome to The Kick-Off! Your source for explicit and opinionated Guild Ball Battle Reports, competitive commentary, strategies and completely arbitrary player rankings. This is Episode No. 13! Tonight we recap one nut clencher of a game! In this episode we matched up Nathan Logan playing Fishermen (featuring Corsair) versus Steve Jones playing Morticians (featuring Scalpel). Followed by commentary about […]